Too put it simply, I'm putting this up because I'm bored and want to do a random roleplay. I know I'm not being all that creative in this, but again, I'm bored.
Start roleplay threads here. Be sure to include NSFW in the title if it applies.
Stallion
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Ponyville, EquestriaMember since:
Feb 21, 2016Too put it simply, I'm putting this up because I'm bored and want to do a random roleplay. I know I'm not being all that creative in this, but again, I'm bored.
Stallion
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OhioMember since:
Feb 17, 2016ok. I'm in.
Stallion
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Ponyville, EquestriaMember since:
Feb 21, 2016So. What do we want to do?
Stallion
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Sherman, TxMember since:
Nov 11, 2015Here, I'll give you guys a scene.
SUDDENLY
ONE OF THESE GUYS SHOWS UP.
What do you do?
Stallion
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MinnesotaMember since:
Apr 07, 2016looks at that, looks back at cider, looks back at that....looks again at cider and ask's for another
Stallion
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CaliforniaMember since:
Jun 21, 2016"I said I might sell you them, not Mycelium! Back, BACK I SAY!"
The pegasus screeches at the top of his lungs, flailing in a wild panic to go from stationary to airborne. Could it see? Could it hear? Could it do all of that and more? These were the real questions that plagued the thoughts of daydreamers and poisoned the nightmares of the otherwise content. Indeed, toadstool terrors are admittedly sure to liven up any party - especially the homely dinner parties with the folks, the kind that are so grating and pointless that you'd rather launch an egg sack of brown recluses into the ceiling fan instead of hearing one more word about who was just so terrible, bluh bluh bluh.
And yet, deep within his heart of hearts, the Spoodle of Kaboodle wondered if the Goomba reject would at least have an appealing taste. A chunky Chanterelle? Placating Portabellum? Salivatory Shiitake?
Once he found himself in a satisfactory glide, he glared down at the grounded, vaguely phallic-shaped creature. Some mysteries are best left to the void.
Mare
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Border Of EquestriaMember since:
Oct 01, 2016*Watches the Derpy pegasus fly through the air* Dang why are ponies flying around the everfree forest now? It's 2 AM in the Morning, why the hell would anypony be going here? I'm Only Here cause I'm on another dumb mission.
Stallion
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Sherman, TxMember since:
Nov 11, 2015To join the ranks of airborne creatures swoops in Gwonam, seer and prophet under the Hyrule King!
"Your majesty..."
Gwonam unfurls a relic of an ancient scroll before him so as to share its contents of universal importance.
"It is written: only the Spoodle of Kaboodle can sort his mail!"
and then he does a dance
Mare
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Border Of EquestriaMember since:
Oct 01, 2016*looks over* Oh, No! Somepony Help us please!
Stallion
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OhioMember since:
Feb 17, 2016*a wild Gnarly Streaks appears*
*he leaps out of the brush, confused