[You are pelted by a hefty parchment. You watch it unfurl to the ass-end of the road.]
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[You decide you could use the exercise.]
EDIT 03/07/16: I'M TAKEN! But it's okay. I still need all the ponis.
EDIT 01/28/18: Listen buster. I'm 100% weird but 100% genuine. Whatever story you have, I will believe you to the end of freaking days. I hand out benefits of the doubt like candy on Halloween. Because dammit, I WANT to believe. The best foundation for friendship is trust, and that's where I prefer to start.
Video games are life. Omg add me on Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197996982775
or zealous98#8217 on Discord !!!
or zealous#1357 on battle.net for the Overbaps.
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